chainsaw, I was just being silly. we hardly know what snow is down here, we definately don't push it around, we let it melt!
even the heavy wet snow we had last year that broke so many trees and power lines down, was gone in a little over a day. We actually get more ice than snow anyway.
OTOH if more than one flake falls schools shut down, people take off work, and EVERYONE has this strange need to get to the supermarket!
Hummers, and Jeeps come out of the woodwork, but you can't put anything with a real transfer case in 4WD because half the time your tires are on pavement.
Realtors just MUST show that house no matter what, everyone has to go somewhere.
For about 4 hours in the morning, before they get all the bridges sanded, cars are in the ditch everywhere, and tow trucks are backed up with hundreds of calls.
We have 2 types of drivers, 10 MPH in the RWD pickup that can't get up the slightest hill, or the macho guy who used to live up north that can't stay under 50 MPH.
Drivers create a Circus that Barnum and Bailey never dreamed of. TV news LOVES it.
2 days later when all the sand has dried up on the bridges and intersections, your car's paint gets a few days worth of sandblasting.
They spend a couple of weeks sweeping up the sand. We don't have snow plows in winter, we have street sweepers!
Just ask Ratrod....