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Just don't inhale it.

Well, I do love a good banjo battle.

Just thought back to when I was like... ten years old, riding around my little town on a BMX, a Hilux full of dudes came alongside and a dude tried to lassoo me with a length of rope :shock: Scarred my young mind. .........

Same. Someone in Australia at some point managed to rob a store with a brass hose fitting and get away with it. Nobody here has ever seen a pistol except in the holsters of the constabulary or on telly.

Speaking of dumb comments from passer-bys, we were riding somewhere once and someone yelled out from a block of flats: 'Get a car!'. Not to be outdone, one of our blokes twists around on the seat of his lowrider and shouts 'GET A HOUSE!'. :lol: EDIT: Well I guess technically WE were passing by.

Oh man, that story speaks volumes for your self-control. I would have gone ape.

Once I was cruising with my club (about ten of us) and a passenger in a car threw a bottle which almost hit one of our female members. This pissed most of us off, but her boyfriend, who was riding with us, flipped into "I'm-going-to-****ing-destroy-you" mode. Unluckily for the driver there was a...

I like the Bratz chainrings. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST kidding on both counts

GO LOCAL AND/OR CAPITAL CITY SPORTS TEAM!

In my country, letting people know you have a gun on you is the social equivalent of putting a live grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

'99 XR400. 420cc kit, custom cam, Terry Hayes suspension, barrett pipe, some other bits. A deceptively docile looking old thing, great for giving those motocrossers a fright in the bush :wink:

I use Wattyl Kill-Rust. It's a boring, boring paint, but it's durable and easy to use.

If you're gonna do it, do it properly

Congratulations man! Just don't go (completely) crazy in the festivities after you're done. I know two people who never made it back :| Another one was thrown in the lockup for er... indecent exposure :roll:

I once built a pool-jumping bike at the request of a friend who was having a party. And by 'built' I mean 'dug out of the trash and inflated the tyres' :lol:

Daaaawww man I just wanna scratch his ears or something...

If we tried this here we'd spend the night in the lockup. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVEWMDLrZmw Who hates Jap cars? (not bike related) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmNy-ajRV0U Also, for creepy-but-awesome old man bonus points (also no bikes) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOx-gqoB2Nw

Here's mine. It's fixed, and a pig to ride (although GREAT if you only want to turn right). I wouldn't trust myself with a child in it. I've only done that once, just around the yard with my little cousin. Having her in such close proximity to exposed moving parts made me nervous. I'll have to...