rgallen said:
Stretch, don't tell Chainsaw I said this but I saw where he was posting stuff this morning at 1:32 AM. Guess he couldn't sleep. I think you got him running skeered. Shhhh.
rgallen said:
Stretch, don't tell Chainsaw I said this but I saw where he was posting stuff this morning at 1:32 AM. Guess he couldn't sleep. I think you got him running skeered. Shhhh.
I aint skeered
It's just that when I started counting sheep ..... they were all riding bikes built by Stretch!
Tis a fine Sunday morn. The kind of Sunday morn when the skies open up and let the full light of the sun shine down on the bike building dungeon that I call the Unit. My blood trembles with the excitement of knowing that today shall bring in the beginnings of what will be a great new bike for this summer's cruises. A bike that will instill many questions amongst all onlookers. Some will be technical, some will be odd, but all will question something about this bike and what it represents. The birth of this bike and it's ideals will always be a topic to be discussed. This WILL become a legend among the FreakBike legends. Past, present and future Freaks, as well as common folk, will gaze upon it likeness floating throughout the internet highway and stand in awe at it's greatness and what it has contributed to society.
People roaming aimlessly about the streets will step aside and marvel at it's presence. Automobiles will graciously share the roads with such a creation. This bike WILL generate an interest in the humanoids that never considered a bicyle to be more than something to ride. It will have domineering quality that rivals the mightiest of creations. If King Kong was a bike, he'd ride off in the other direction (if he knew what was good for him!). The bike will also give back to soiciety in that it will be ridden in some charitable events as well as visiting the MIA/POW event in Davisburg, Michigan.
So I'm off to the Unit! The blood is starting to simmer. My palms are sweaty as I envision the first slice of metal as it rips thru my cut off saw. I can almost smell the sweet fragrance of my first welding bead. Ahh, yes the day is ripe for destruction, but even riper for reconstruction! Mere mortals step aside, the day belongs to me and my Unit!
(Use your best announcer voice)
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! Let's get Building! Bring the wives, the girlfriends, your kids, even the dog! Fore tonight the rumble starts! Stretch vs. Chainsaw! BE THERE!