A cop stops a
Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the
biker his name.
'Fred,'
he replies.
'Fred
what?' the officer asks.
'Just
Fred,' the man responds.
The
officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break
and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer
then presses
him for the last name.
The
man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The
biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'
I was born Fred
Johnson.
I
studied hard and got good grades.
When
I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got
my degree,
so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor,
so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry
was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then
I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got
bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and
she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well,
the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then
I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my
MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then
the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The
officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the
biker his name.
'Fred,'
he replies.
'Fred
what?' the officer asks.
'Just
Fred,' the man responds.
The
officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break
and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer
then presses
him for the last name.
The
man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The
biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'
I was born Fred
Johnson.
I
studied hard and got good grades.
When
I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got
my degree,
so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor,
so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry
was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then
I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got
bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and
she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well,
the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then
I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my
MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then
the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The
officer walked away in tears, laughing.
