I was on a Facebook page and the typical comment regarding bicycle addiction came up, so I posted this and thought ya'll might get a kick out of it...
"It can be really RUFF to kick an addiction that grasps you like a BOA-G, high tech methods like ELECTRA therapy tend not to help, but you don't have to feel like a LOW LIFE... The road to recovery starts with admitting you have a problem... but don't get all HUFFY or some would say you have a lot of NIRVE and might kick you in the SCHWINN!"
"It can be really RUFF to kick an addiction that grasps you like a BOA-G, high tech methods like ELECTRA therapy tend not to help, but you don't have to feel like a LOW LIFE... The road to recovery starts with admitting you have a problem... but don't get all HUFFY or some would say you have a lot of NIRVE and might kick you in the SCHWINN!"
