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.......is what it says on the electra delivery.
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i am building my electra frame to have a front rack like the delivery too.
viewtopic.php?f=21&t=28369&p=284968#p284968

i will not copy the "not for hire" sentence but i would like something to go on mine;
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i was thinking of an anagram of the "not for hire" line.
what i came up with so far is:
or hot'n fire,
thin roofer,
fire nor hot,
hot for erin,

none of these seem to make sense, exept one, but i dont know erin.
Maybe my english language vocabulairy is lacking.

can you guys'n'galls help me out?
I prefer if you use the "not for hire" line and mix it up till something cool comes up.
but it may also be something that sounds similair, like "snot for wire" or "got some fire").
anything bike related is coolest offcourse 8)
No explicit lyrics, but if you got something that is just too cool, pm me!

winner gets something cool.
(not sure what yet, but i'll think of something(not to expensive to ship overseas etc). :)
(Maybe il pick something up at fbi next week, viewtopic.php?f=5&t=27115 )

good luck and thanks.
 
Pants On Fire
Plants For Hire
Gotta Tire
Hope I won with these weird ones :mrgreen: :mrgreen: And when does the winner get chosen :?
 
Thorn 'o Fire
In rot of her
Horn for tie
Tire of horn
Hero in fort

Note for her
Not for here
Not all here/there
Boat for hire
Moat of fire
Goat to sire

Knot fore higher
Got a fryer
Note up higher

I can do this all day... :D
 
"eriH rof toN" (my fave)
"Hire for Not"
"Not on Fire"
"Snot on Fire"
"Tire on Fire"
"Snot in Tire"
"Got to Shower"
"Forgot to Shower"
"Fight the Power"
 
I got a few more...
-Hire a tire
-Tire for hire
-Bicycle on fire :cry:
-Tire Fryer( A good name for a bike :wink: )
 
Some really good ones there. However;

I unfortunately am no good at those games,
My rhymes are no good, they may even be lame!

I cannot make a Tire Hire rhyme,
I cannot make a Fire sire rhyme

This is not good this is not a ruse
even though I read (too much) Dr. Seus!

Every night i read these silly books,
so much so i don't even need to look.

So go and sire a goat on a fire
and go float a tire in a moat or a mire
Go fight the power of a snot in the shower
and tell your friends your "not for hire"

Sorry :oops: got a little carried away..(and respects to Theo LeSeig whom i kind of prefer over the good Dr.)

On the delivery theme, how about something like a taxi cab: "$.25 / mile"
 
Ring O Fire
Light My Fire
Chain on Fire
Take You Hire(Higher)
Hair On Fire
Not A Liar
Tire for Hire
Fire It Up
Bicycle Squire
On The Wire
Eye Inspire
Beware of Rider
Rider on Fire
Too Tired 4 Hire
Ain't No Crier
Fire Goin Higher
Where's the Fire
Hire Erin
Where's Erin
Fire Erin
Erin on Fire
Erin is Hot
Who's Erin
Hot Fire Hire
Feets on Fire
Straights of Dire
 
:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanx to everybody for the great response so far, theres a lot of funny and cool oneliners out there.
i had a blast already going trough these.

as for when the winner gets picked,
I wantto have it on there when we travel to Amsterdam for FBI on next week saturday 31 july.
so i would have to give it a day for the "oneshot" to dry and a day for the misses to do the lettering,
so i think next wednesday would be the day.

thanx again, appreciated bigtime!
 

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