... clean grease and grime off of hands.

[Verrt]

A bunch of years ago my brother spun a bearing in his small block Chevy. He doesn't wrench so I got the honors. After pulling the engine our hands were perma-greased. His wife stopped by with a bucket of KFC for lunch and by the time we were done eating my hands were super clean. I don't know if it was the grease or the 21 herbs and spices but KFC is magic.

I was gonna make a joke about the engine grease lining your stomach, but the kfc grease may actually be worse.

 

[Short Stuff]

Plain old hard hand soap. Like has been mention but if you don't wear gloves. Make a lather over your hands and get it in the nails. Then let them air dry. Grease comes off quite easily. Corn meal makes a good scrubber in the soapy hands. And the recipe for soap foamers; 1 to five, one part Dawn dish soap to 5 parts water. If you can get it some tea tree oil. Make a quart of soap mix for the foamer and add 8 drops of tea tree oil. It seems to help the Dawn. Maybe it is just my imagination. Just don't indescriminately pour lots of tea tree oil in things. Use a few drops only. Be Well, SS.

 

[Verrt]

Just don't indescriminately pour lots of tea tree oil in things.

Why don't you come over and try stop me.

 

[AndyA]

But I'm a big fan of nitrile gloves for everything. Cheap and disposable

Words to live by. If you don't get your hands dirty, you don't have to clean them.

 

[Short Stuff]

I don't care if you put too much in your soap. But your skin will. Anyone ever tell you you are just a bit on the funny side? I'm used to that. I've never been accused of being quite right. Worked in a men's prison for 24 years to prove it. Be Well, SS.

 

[Verrt]

Anyone ever tell you you are just a bit on the funny side?

My wife says I'm only funny sometimes.

 

[Captain Awesome]

Words to live by. If you don't get your hands dirty, you don't have to clean them.

Harbor freight trips for me are one random tool and 6 boxes of gloves

That reminds me............

 

[RustyGold]

My wife says I'm only funny sometimes.

My wife has mocked me for decades for my middle school boy-humor. Recently she has started cracking those jokes before I do...it's not as funny when she does it .

 

[horsefarmer]

Laying low in this pandemic, I find it real hard coming up with "new" funny stories. Lottsa reruns...

 

[Short Stuff]

Hey Verrt you actually listen to her? In my house the wife is "She who must be obeyed". You believe everything I say, right? Be Well, SS.

 

[Verrt]

Hey Verrt you actually listen to her?

Of course, she's my bestie.

 

[whitecoyote]

WD-40 is all you'll need.

 

[Captain Awesome]

WD-40 is all you'll need. View attachment 139707

That does work!

 

[nosferatu1381]

I just realized i need a new one, my twenty year old bottle is missing